The Trouble with Socialism

Found this in my inbox. Well said, inbox!

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:

1.. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2.. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3.. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4.. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5.. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

If Heritage votes no, then I vote no... REVOLT!!!

Revolt.

It's time to distance ourselves from this crybaby. He doesn't get conservatism, and he never has. REVOLT!

It's time. Screw this douchebag. Revolt! He sucks just as much as Obama does.



Revolt! Throw this bum out.

UPDATE: Your damned right Drudge. We revolt. And it will be a sad day in hell before we take Boehner into our fold again. F%^ck him and the horse he rode in on. What a douche.

Update II: GOP caves. Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory, they ran back to the crybaby. It's typical of them. I'm voting crazy third party from now on. The GOP sucks.

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Probably the most common question I've been asked throughout my life is, "Kevin, what is your favorite metal?" I always answer, "nickel(59) and to a lesser extent nickel(58)". But when they ask me why, I never tell them. Some things are better left unsaid.

Inbox Humor

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some ass-hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Alabama, sir." the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Alabama?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there."

The manager said, "My wife is from Alabama."

"Really!" the boy said, "Who'd she play for?"