Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Aging Hippies Rejoice!

Friday, October 06, 2006

Aging Hippies Rejoice!

Scientists say that marijuana may decrease the likelyhood of developing Alzheimer's disease.

What the report doesn't mention is that marijuana dramitically increases your chance of developing chronic hippyism.

Well, the options aren't good - a numb brain all your life, or a dead brain when you are old. That settles it - I choose Alzheimer's. I hate tie-dye.

Update: I wonder if any of those Californian scientists were originally from Canada. They might be biased by their flag if they are overly patriotic.

Update II: Scrappleface says, "The dope smoking Alzheimer’s patient still suffers from memory loss, impaired decision-making, and diminished language and movement skills,” according to one unnamed scientist, “but it’s no longer a terrible disease that’s causing the symptoms, so you don’t have that stigma of being a victim."

He always sees the good in things :)

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