A Working Vacation
Sorry I had to leave on such short notice. We had a small window of opportunity to fix a problem that had remained unresolved for too long. We found out when the park rangers go on vacation and drove up to South Dakota with chisels in hand.
Don't tell anyone, since we forgot to get government approval. There's probably some silly law banning the addition of the newest of great Presidents to Mount Rushmore. You know how the government is :(
Next year we're putting Bill Clinton up there! (Just kidding)