Optimism/Pessimism Defined

An optimist would say "the glass is half full."

A pessimist would say "the glass would be completely full if it wasn't evaporating so fast because of man-made global warming."

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A pessimist would say "the glass is half empty."

An optimist would say, "hey, that might be a glass of vodka!"

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An optimist would say, "the glass is half full."

A pessimist would say, "who cares? We're all going to die, sooner or later. Also, my head hurts and I'm tired. There's never anything good on tv. I hate my job."

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An optimist would say, "the glass is half full."

A pessimist would say, "Of course it is. Bush and Haliburton stole the other half to share with their oil cronies!

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Well, that's my take on the subject at least.

Here's a funny cartoon from Darby Conley!