Current Politics Explained

Do you find the current presidential campaign kind of boring? I certainly do. Well, did. But that's all changed, now that toast has been injected into the discussion. The whole field seems somehow more interesting!

Now if someone could get the candidates to mention what their favorite toasted bread product is, I'm sure I'd be able to come out of the undecided camp. It's time for the candidates to verbally state their position on this important food type without any equivocating. Who's with me?

Thanks to Sister Toldjah for finding this.