15 Seconds of Bragging
I hate people who brag. But I can't help it this time! A Rolex! My company awarded me with a Rolex to celebrate 10 years of working for them!
These things cost upward of fifteen dollars on the streets of lower Manhattan. With shipping and handling to send it to Louisiana, this thing might have run them as much as twenty one bucks! Royal Dutch Shell cares about it's employees, people. Let that be a lesson to you.
UPDATE: Yes, it's a fake. Still pretty cool though :).