How to Lose $75,433.57 in a Single Day

It's simple. Let me invest your money. I just did it today, and it was surprisingly easy. Didn't even have to buy or sell anything. Thanks Greece! F$^#ing union bas#$ds.

(sorry for this angry post. I'm quite pissed off. Not as pissed off as our kids will be when we tell them that they are going to community college, but still, quite pissed off.)