$1.4 billion in bogus Katrina claims

This is really embarrassing. You see, my kid has... maybe I should just let him tell you.


Son come in here. Do you have something to say?









No...











Son... tell them or you are grounded.










Ok... I'm sorry.










Sorry for what?











I'm sorry I made 1.4 billion dollars worth of bogus Katrina claims.











That's better. Now go to your room and think about what you've done.







To all of America, I'm truly sorry my son did this. I promise you that he will see none of his $2 a week allowance until the entire $1.4 billion is repaid.