The Long Arm of the Nightstick
Someone is sending me hilarous emails.
Two men were driving through
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"When we pull you over in
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license... he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Because I know you big city types," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"