The Painful Truth

I have a sad admission to make. Ever since I was a child I have been getting high. Every day. It started when I was very young. And now it's clear that I'm addicted.

I remember how it began as if it were yesterday. A friend of mine came walking up looking very happy, for no apparent reason. I asked him what the deal was. He said, "I'm high on life!"

I've been getting high on life ever since. Sadly, there appears to be no 12-step group for "life-addiction", so I am doomed to continue getting high on life until it kills me.

Someone pray for me, please.