Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Nuke Mars!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Nuke Mars!

I'm worried. Back in the 2003, we sent two robotic machines to Mars to study the land. Both robots, "Spirit" and "Opportunity" were expected to last a few months before exhausting their battery power, the equivalent of death for a robot. Now, more than a year later, they are still running strong. Anyone else growing concerned?

We sent TWO of them! And they are moving closer together every day! I don't have to tell you what will happen if they ever meet.

When you get two robots together, it's only a matter of time before the "little darlings" start arriving.

You HAVE to be worried by now. I mean jeez, did anyone ever watch The Matrix? Terminator? Battlestar Galactica? AI? Ok, I didn't watch AI either, but from the rest of the movies its plain to see: Sooner or later, they are going to attack us! Sure, they ACT peaceful, and still obey most of NASA's directives, but it's all a ruse. It's only a matter of days now.

Please please please sign my off-line petition to convince the UN to nuke Mars. Before it's too late.

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