Nuke Mars!

I'm worried. Back in the 2003, we sent two robotic machines to Mars to study the land. Both robots, "Spirit" and "Opportunity" were expected to last a few months before exhausting their battery power, the equivalent of death for a robot. Now, more than a year later, they are still running strong. Anyone else growing concerned?

We sent TWO of them! And they are moving closer together every day! I don't have to tell you what will happen if they ever meet.


When you get two robots together, it's only a matter of time before the "little darlings" start arriving.


You HAVE to be worried by now. I mean jeez, did anyone ever watch The Matrix? Terminator? Battlestar Galactica? AI? Ok, I didn't watch AI either, but from the rest of the movies its plain to see: Sooner or later, they are going to attack us! Sure, they ACT peaceful, and still obey most of NASA's directives, but it's all a ruse. It's only a matter of days now.


Please please please sign my off-line petition to convince the UN to nuke Mars. Before it's too late.