My Father is Funny
My Dad's friend got hurt recently. The doctor put him on some medication to speed up his healing. During the 6 months he was on the medication, the man gained 180 lbs. I talked to my father about it.
Me: Wow, what made him gain so much weight?
Dad: He says the medication did it.
Me: What kind of medication did they put him on?
Dad: I'm not sure, but whatever it was, it must have been fried.
Guy's just aren't as sensitive as the ladies are, huh :)