Quantum Mechanics Utilized by the Military
God bless 'em. Our military guys and gals have figured out a way to lower the risk to pilots by 50%. There's some complicated surgery involved and quantum tunnelling is required, but they found that one man can control two of the new G-14 series jets (G is one better than F).
Heh, just kidding. This is actually a photoshop contest over at Cowboy Blob's site. I'm not intentionally being a shill for his site, but he's got some very funny images at the moment.