Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Lowering the Standards

Friday, December 15, 2006

Lowering the Standards

Ok, still two years to go, but we are going to have to elect a new President soon enough. It's time to start sending out feelers now. Here's a list of the things that are important to me. As the video explains, it's a choice position. If you want to be considered, you'd better be able to agree to a lot of these requests.

What? You don't agree? We are living in a nanny state, people. So shouldn't we try to get the best nanny we can find? I've heard good things about Congresswoman Poppins(I - England)...

Seriously though, giving us castor oil is a deal-breaker. Thanks to Jane and Michael B. for putting the requirements to song.

Listen to our anthem

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