Lowering the Standards
Ok, still two years to go, but we are going to have to elect a new President soon enough. It's time to start sending out feelers now. Here's a list of the things that are important to me. As the video explains, it's a choice position. If you want to be considered, you'd better be able to agree to a lot of these requests.
What? You don't agree? We are living in a nanny state, people. So shouldn't we try to get the best nanny we can find? I've heard good things about Congresswoman Poppins(I - England)...
Seriously though, giving us castor oil is a deal-breaker. Thanks to Jane and Michael B. for putting the requirements to song.