New Plan for the Future
Voting Republican has produced some good results for our nation, but they reneged on most of their promises. Now that Democrats are in power, we should expect a gradual erosion of our economy by increased taxation and, if this is even possible, increased spending. Voting Republican doesn't help America much, and voting Democrat hurts it. What to do?
I'm starting a grassroots party. It's the answer to all of our problems. Our positions are unimportant. No one's going to follow through on any of the pre-election promises they made. So what's the difference? Let's elect people who are pretty and witty.
No one has informed Michelle, Laura or Ann that they will be heading up the Blonde party. Who wants to break it to them? And who wants to tell Ms. Malkin she has to dye her hair? Volunteers welcome.
Vote Blonde, and America will have more fun.