Confession

I was born Catholic, but not going to a church for 10 years or so made me unable to give confession. So I'm confessing to you, dear reader. This is a disgusting and embarrassing admission, so you must promise never to tell anyone. It's part of the code. Ok, here goes.

I know it's sick, twisted, and probably even perverted in some way, but I like fried Spam. A lot.






Mmmm. Anyway, when figuring out my sentence penance , keep in mind that I only eat it on toast, with eggs. That alone should knock off six or seven Hail Mary's from my payment, right?