Sorry dude, I'm only into women who are VERY female. 'Pretty' female just doesn't cut it. I've met WAY to many guys in my life who were 'pretty female'. No thanks.
And who the heck is email@example.com? It ain't me, that's for sure. Oh well. I'm going to make some toast to wash this crud down with.
Is this a new fad or something? I've gotten 4 or 5 of these in the last 3 days! Note to spammers: I'm not interested in guys, no matter HOW closely they approximate women. I'm not even allowed to be interested in women anymore, for goodness' sake! Carol made this exceedingly clear.