Choosing Your Religion

As a student of the various religions, I offer this primer to help you pick the one that suits you.

Christianity - Jesus is our savior. Accept him into your heart.

Judaism - Moses gave us all the answers. Follow his laws.

Atheism - Whatever, dude.

Hinduism - You will learn what you need to know over many lifetimes. Karma is greater than Darma.

Buddhism - Ohm.

Islam - We just like to blow sh*t up.