Choosing Your Religion
As a student of the various religions, I offer this primer to help you pick the one that suits you.
Christianity - Jesus is our savior. Accept him into your heart.
Judaism - Moses gave us all the answers. Follow his laws.
Atheism - Whatever, dude.
Hinduism - You will learn what you need to know over many lifetimes. Karma is greater than Darma.
Buddhism - Ohm.
Islam - We just like to blow sh*t up.