If McCain is the Nominee, I'm Moving

I know a lot of liberals said, "If Bush wins in 2004, I'm moving to France" or some other country. Of course, they were lying, and didn't move. But I mean it! Hand to God, if McCain becomes the Republican nominee, I and my wife are moving into the new bedroom, once the improvements to our house are completed. America be danged, I don't care anymore! I am unwilling to live in an America where McCain is our nominee... at least not in this old bedroom.

And that's a promise!








Update: This isn't Britain, McCain. Brush your d*mned teeth!