Screw the Single Malts

The best present a man can ever receive. Don't waste your money on the blue label, and ESPECIALLY don't waste it on the single malts. This $80 bottle is all it takes to let the love of your life know that... well, he's the love of your life.

The liquid missing from the top of the bottle? That's how much it took for me to realize that life is really really good. Maybe it's the Scotch talking, but I love you. You're awesome.