Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Arrr. The Jews Be Pissing Me Off.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Arrr. The Jews Be Pissing Me Off.

Israel has handled this flotilla thing completely wrong. What they should have said initially and what they still should say now is,
If you want to give stuff to Gazans, steam to an Israeli port and we'll ship it for you. If you instead try to run the blockade, you'll receive a shot across the bow. If you continue in your misguided quest, your ship will become flotsam and jetsom, and anything organic onboard will become food for sharks and crabs. No rescues will occur, and rescue ships will be sent to Davy Jones' locker as well.
Face facts, Israel. You're going to be condemned by the UN no matter what you do. So why not take out a few hippies and jihadis in the process?

Also, flip them the bird before you destroy the vessels. It's not helpful, but it would be pretty funny.

UPDATE: Also, they should change the name of the group upholding the Gaza blockade to 'Israeli Peace Commando Activists'.



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