Kids take after their Mom.
Watch The Flight of the Conchords on HBO (Sundays?). It is by far the dumbest show that has ever made me laugh so hard I cried. Here's one where they explain how to pick up a woman. Guaranteed to succeed. Sharing a kebab with the most beautiful woman in the entire restaurant? That's just gravy.
This one is NSFW, but only barely, because it's so silly. I've been out of the dating game for a decade, but to be honest, this is NOT how I remember it. But it's got UN backing from the crime-lords of Turtle Bay itself, so...