Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Military Humor

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Military Humor

More at Strategy Page. There are dozens of them.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

"Friendly fire - isn't"

"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!"

Listen to our anthem

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