Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Political Commentary

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Political Commentary

As we continue to close in upon Election Day, it's every person's duty to weigh in on the issues and back their candida... screw it. I dislike them all. There is no one running for prez that will do anything I approve of. Instead let's have:

GENDER WARS! - Why it's better to be a man

The main reason: Wallets. Women don't have them! Instead, they have purses. And as a guy who has tried to pilfer money from his wife at least a dozen times, let me be the first to tell you that purses NEVER have money in them. Just checks, some pennies, and credit cards. Wallets, however, always have a couple of bucks in them. When choosing your gender, choose 'man'. That way, you'll always have a dollar or two in your wallet. It's a simple choice when you think about it. Do you really want to write a check for a coke and a bag of chips at the convenience store?

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