Political Commentary

As we continue to close in upon Election Day, it's every person's duty to weigh in on the issues and back their candida... screw it. I dislike them all. There is no one running for prez that will do anything I approve of. Instead let's have:

GENDER WARS! - Why it's better to be a man

The main reason: Wallets. Women don't have them! Instead, they have purses. And as a guy who has tried to pilfer money from his wife at least a dozen times, let me be the first to tell you that purses NEVER have money in them. Just checks, some pennies, and credit cards. Wallets, however, always have a couple of bucks in them. When choosing your gender, choose 'man'. That way, you'll always have a dollar or two in your wallet. It's a simple choice when you think about it. Do you really want to write a check for a coke and a bag of chips at the convenience store?