Fascism at the Democratic Convention
I was just denied entrance to the convention by some fascist thugs. I didn't have my camera rolling, but here's how it went down:
SS Guy: I'm sorry sir, but you can't bring that sack of rotten tomatoes inside.
Me: Why? I wasn't planning to throw rotten tomatoes at Jimmy Carter. Where did you nazi thugs get such a ridiculous idea?
SS Guy: I never said Jimmy Ca- ... (*whispers to other SS thug*)Get him outta here.
Fascists. That's what they are.