Humor in Church

Sunday's sermon was called "Forgiving Your Enemies". Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "Forgiveness is very important for your salvation. How many of you have now forgiven your enemies?"

80% of the congregation held up their hand. The Minister then repeated his question.

This time everyone raised their hand, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Why are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

Knowing the lady, the Minister said, "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front tell us all how a person can live 98 years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived those bitches."