Google Earth Proves Conspiracy Theory
Have you ever heard the story that aliens crash landed somewhere in New Mexico, and whatever survived was moved to area 51 and the whole thing was covered up? It only took me 5 minutes with Google Earth to determine that the story is absolutely true!
Proof positive that no one is worse than the American government at keeping secrets. Who labels the top of their buildings, for cripes sake?
You don't have to check it out for yourself, you can just trust me.