Is This Old?
I forget who this is stolen from, but it's strikingly accurate.
UPDATE: I was stuck in Mississippi for a week and forgot to bring a computer, so if you sent me email, I'll respond by tomorrow. Sorry for the delay. Hey, if you want to experience withdrawals similar to a drug addict or an alcoholic, stop using your computer for a week. It's horrible! My hands are still shaking (well, typing in mid-air... same thing I think).