Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Bush Updates Style

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Bush Updates Style

President Bush today unveiled a change in the production of his speeches. He asked, "Did you ever notice that terrorists always have weapons with them when making a speech? They are telling you, 'here is what I have to say, and my AK-47 will back me up.' It's a show of power, and the muslim world respects that. I figured, we could do that too! These changes are just a reflection of that fact."

The President will only make speeches near deep water ports from now on, and has postponed all speeches until his new F-22 is delivered.

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