Skeeters

Here's what happens to mosquitoes I catch biting me. I'm very hardline when it comes to fighting mosquitoes. If one of them attacks me, I'll kill as many of them as I can find in retaliation.

This time was a little different though. Right after squishing this mosquito, my inbox filled up with emails from the "EU" complaining that I was using disproportionate force in attacking the mosquitoes. They were suggesting I give the mosquitoes a chance to win the battle or something. ...Wha...?

I here Israel is getting a lot of junk mail from the EU saying the same thing. Well TOO BAD! The mosquito attacked me, not the other way around, just like the Palestinans attacked Israel. Whatever force we are in the mood to use, we are in the right.

Now I don't know who these "EU" people are (I'm guessing it's like PETA), but if you don't have anything useful to say, how 'bout zippin' it?

I'm considering becoming Jewish to show my solidarity with Israel. Afternoons only, because bacon for breakfast is just too good. They get a lot of extra holidays, don't they?

Shalom.