For the Ladies

Ladies, do you want to be alluring? It's very easy. All you have to do is tilt your head forward so you have to look up at everyone, get a slightly angry look on your face, and (I can't stress this one enough) always carry a serrated scimitar and a throwing axe.



Well, it works on me at least...

UPDATE: I forgot to mention, if you are as pretty as Michelle Malkin, you don't really need the axe.