The Jews

This is appalling. Have you ever heard the crazy left say things like "We are at war in Iraq to further the goals of the zionist cabal"? Or that we Americans are just working for our jewish overlords? Sit down before you read the rest of this. It's all true! General Casey announced today from Baghdad (now called "East Jerusalem") that "Iraq is now safe enough to turn it over to our masters." I didn't understand what he was talking about until some rabbi got up and started explaining how they were going to have to take some land from Jordan in order to keep Israel contiguous.

Google has already updated their mapping software. It's a done deal.


I can't believe we fell into the trap set for us by the vast Zionist underground. Those crazy progressives were right all along. When will we learn? It's all about the jews! The joooooos!