Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Star-crossed Lovers

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Star-crossed Lovers

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Being an astrologist, I can't say it was unexpected. We were what is known as 'star-crossed lovers' and the affair was doomed to failure. You see, I am a Scorpio, and she is a whore.

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