Iran Stands Firm
Iran announced today that it would ignore the world and continue enriching uranium. You've got to admit that Iran is very brave to go up against this powerful world leader. It is extremely dangerous to ignore his wishes.
Kofi Annan, clearly rattled by Iran's belligerence, announced in his outside voice, "Iran has left us no alternative but to consider possibly discussing the adoption of a new resolution asking Iran to discontinue refining uranium. If they ignore that resolution, I give you my word that sometime in the future we may be forced to debate on whether we should issue a resolution of condemnation."
When asked about possible sanctions, Annan replied, "Believe me, my kid really needs the kickbacks from the scams that arise from sanctions, but it's still too early. Of course