Lost Tribe of Jews: Found!
Where did the Jewish lost tribes go? Reporters for the "Toast, it's not just for breakfast anymore" blog have been scouring the Earth for clues. Finally, after months of exhaustive research, we found them! In Hawaii!
Did you know that the Jewish word 'shalom' means both hello and goodbye? So does the Hawaiian word 'aloha'! This can't be coincidence. Obviously, they are both of the same genetic stock.
As if this wasn't all the proof you needed, here is a side by side comparison of a Hasidic Jew and a native Hawaiian. It's uncanny. They are like identical twins!
Just so you know, the guy on the right is the Hawaiian. There you have it - another mystery solved. Crack investigative reporting, toast style.