Old Religous Joke Determined 'Still Funny'

Man: God, can we talk?
God: What's on your mind, my son?
Man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: It is but a second.
Man: God, how much a million dollars to you?
God: To me it is but a penny.

Man: ...
Man: God, can I have a penny?
God: Yes, my son. In a second.

Update: Angel, after years of looking for a sign from God that she's doing things right, finally finds one.