The New Religion

He may be on to something. Global Warming is a heinous problem. Did you know it caused the genocide in Darfur? The head of the U.N. wouldn't lie to us, would he?

I'm starting to warm to this religion. Now, when something goes wrong in my life, no longer do I have to depend on blaming my mother, father, society, the government, big oil, big pharmaceuticals, greedy rich people, insensitive people, offensive people, the Jews, or whitey.

Now I can blame global warming! Check out the list of things (with links) already blamed on global warming (via Tim Blair). Think globally. Blame it on global warming locally.