Eat Toast. I Do!

This photo is 40 years old, but as you can see, I was lookin' pretty darned good even back then. The secret? Toast. Early and often.


Sorry I couldn't post a more recent photo, but Kodak, Nikon and Polaroid filed a class-action suit that bars me from being photographed anymore. It was based on a law about 'crimes against humanity' or something.