Hassan Abujihaad? Come On.

So, they didn't know that crewman Hassan Abujihaad was a terrorist. We may need new people to do the vetting of our military personnel. I think I can help! Keep an eye on Chief Petty Officer Mohammed 'Splodeypants' McFatwa, and Capt. Omar Al-Deathtoamerica. Seaman Boom Bin Laden bears looking into as well.