Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: Taking the Day Off

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Taking the Day Off

My boss is an evil, hateful woman bent on making my work life miserable. I just couldn't take it today so I decided to call in sick. The phone call didn't go so well though.

Me: Hi boss. I'm not going to be able to come to the office today.

Boss: What's wrong?

Me: It's just female problems.

Boss: But you are a man! How can you have 'female problems'?

I didn't have the guts to tell her that she was my female problem, so off to work I go :(

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