The Father of Toast
Yeah, I don't know his name either, but I'm pretty sure he's the father of toast. If not, I'm going to be pretty mad since I wasted all morning making this bust of him, and granite dust is ridiculously hard to get out from under your fingernails.
UPDATE: I received many emails from Asia saying that toast was actually invented in China by Emporer Ching of the Ching dynasty. I don't have enough information to debate the matter effectively, and I had a little marble left over, so I made a statue of Ching too.
(tutorial here. I'm not very good at it, but the guy who did the tutorial certainly is!)