Jim Treacher Says Joe is Right!

Jim Treacher says that Valerie Plame and Joseph Wilson were right from the very beginning. He even suggested that his father, Arthur Treacher, producer of great fish, and even chips, demanded that his children talk to him using 400 characters or less.

Bad Toast

I made some toast for breakfast today. Sadly, it was kind of gamey. I'm not entirely sure why. Oh well, lunch can involve toast too, so I'll try again then.

The Tip Jar

- Don't run with scissors.
- A penny saved is... a frickin' penny. Save dollars if you care about your future or your kids' futures.
- Don't eat with your mouth open.
- Meat that is not pork or beef will definitely taste like chicken.
- It takes two to tango, but if you don't feel like tango-ing, one will do.
- There is indeed such a thing as a free lunch. Ask your local salesman.
- If you enjoy catching flies, use honey, but see a therapist soon. Enjoyment in catching flies is a serious red flag suggesting deeper issues.
- There's more than one way to skin a cat, but if you are into cat skinning, seek therapy even sooner.


That's all the tips you need to have a great life! If I left any out, please add them in one of the comments sections. Why are there two? I don't know either.

Here's some more lessons that commenters have learned so you don't have to!
- Don't take a bath in a glass house. (le)
- Buy low, sell high. (le)
- Never pet a burning dog. (existingthing)
- There are easier ways to go to hell than in a handbasket. (le)
- Toast always lands butter-side down, especially if you butter both sides before you drop it. (Jay)

Toast Instruction 101

This is probably not said often enough: When making toast, do not clemerforate! Most people know that, but just in case...

Congratulations Sister Toldjah!

You deserved a Q, but any card at all is quite an accomplishment!

Update: I have 'heard on the street' that Sister Toldjah also enjoys toast on occasion. More power to you sis!

Brr...

Luckily, toasters work fine, even in the winter. The butter doesn't spread as well though. I suggest a coating of that liquid margarine in a bottle stuff until it warms up.

(Variation of 'wind filter', tutorial)

I Like Toast

Toast is very underrated. Let's all go make some now!


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