Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: February 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

"Climatology" Explained

Astronomy is the study of stars, planets, other bodies of mass and space. Astronomers uses hard science to explain the universe. When something cannot be explained in space, many theories are concocted by the astronomer. Then the theory is tested. The astronomer will predict a precise outcome based upon his theory, and then see if it occurs in reality. In this way a theory is either proved or disproven. This method is the basis of all true hard sciences.

Astrology is the study of the universe as well, but mostly how it affects our lives. Instead of using science, it relies on mysticism and magic. It offers only vague, subjective predictions of the future, that cannot be proven. More importantly, they cannot be disproven.

Now you know why the people earning income off of the climate business are called "climatologists" and not "climatonomists".

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Pop Quiz

Two Questions - One Answer

What group of people have the most disgusting teeth on the planet?

Where has dental care been nationalized since the 40s?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Calling all Engineers

Israel has come out with an "anti missile missile" called The Stunner. Someone should come up with a missile to shoot that thing down. I'm a fairly avid supporter of Israel, but the name of the counter to this missile would just be too cool. They'd have to call it an:

Anti anti missile missile missile

Frankly, the world needs more weapons with names like that.

Listen to our anthem

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