Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: September 2008

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

This is Just Creepy

Seen on Drudge:

As if this election cycle wasn't confusing enough. There is no smooching in presidential politics!

My Position on the Bailout

Invisible hand. Need I say more?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Is Glenn Reynolds a Paid Shill for Amazon?

Check out this 'news' on instapundit:

AT AMAZON a big sale on men's watches. This one's almost 90% off, which is pretty impressive since it started at nearly $1600. I ordered one myself, to get ahead on my Christmas shopping.

I guess it would be pretty impressive if it started at $16. A watch that cost $1.60 would be news. But 90% off of $1,600? Not even close. Hey, here's another sale of equal impressiveness: I've got some Ziploc storage bags on sale at 90% off, which is pretty impressive since I originally priced them at $700 each. Order yours now!

Who's paying him to say this crap? I wish he'd do the honorable thing and label it as an advertisement. As it stands, it's tacky.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sugar Makes You Hyper (non-political fluff)

The kids fill this thing up at breakfast and then again when they get home from school. They asked for an additional feeder to handle the overload, but I had to nix that. Those things cost eight dollars! What am I, made of money?

Yes, I know. I'll repaint the porch ceiling. Eventually. Geez, you sound like my wife.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Why We Should Not Vote For Palin


As an addendum to my hit piece article on Sarah Palin's children, consider this damning evidence: The Associated Press has uncovered a shocking document that the Republicans have been working hard to cover up. It proves once and for all that a woman cannot raise children effectively while in office.

Piper Palin's Spelling Test

Is a woman who can't even teach her child to spell 'eggs' correctly really ready to be a heartbeat away from the presidency? Obviously not. Stay home with your kids, Mrs. Palin, where you belong.

UPDATE[blogagog]: Ok, that's the last time I'm letting someone from the AP guest-post here.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Newswire (aka Inbox)

Reuters: All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia , "they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama".

Listen to our anthem

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