Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: October 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

My Take on the Debate I Didn't Watch

Obama: "Yes, I am a socialist. But I prefer to call it 'Hopeychange-ism' instead of socialism. Americans are too stupid to figure me out."

McCain: "Yes, I'm a liberal. But I prefer to call it 'Maverick-ism'. Americans are too stupid to figure me out."


Monday, October 13, 2008

These People Creep Me Out

Good News on Economy

With the recent good news over at Wall Street, the higher-ups have given me permission to re-introduce to this blog... the color YELLOW!

Admittedly, the yellow is sparse, but with the cutbacks and all of the local rigamarole we're lucky to have even that. And yes, I TRIED to get magenta and cyan, but there's just no money available for it. Not even for this poor child's eyes. Don't you want this penniless child to have colorful eyes? If so, please donate to the Dow Jones Industrial Average... Association For The Betterment Of - Something Or Other, and the colors will flow!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Probably Only Funny to Me

We heard an advertisement on the radio on the way to the store this morning. It was about a book that will allow you to get ahead in the world of marketing. One line in the ad stood out, and I'll quote it verbatim:

"With this book, you will learn how to literally slaughter your competition."

Literally? I think I know what the first page says:

Friday, October 10, 2008


Because of the recent crash of the stock market, this blog can no longer afford to use color in its images. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Self portrait

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Darnit - Can't Whine

We got creamed by the markets again, so I was kind of hoping to find something on the net to vent disgust upon (it's great therapy!). Sadly, I can't find anything to gripe about :(. Any suggestions?

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

How to Deal With Crisis

According to the Ace of Spades:

Good Lord. Have you visited that site lately? It's government subsidypalooza over there. And IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

Hopefully you know that I don't swear lightly (on paper). Ace's disregard for conservatism has got me swearing like a drunken sailor who, once drunk, had two more drinks! I can't go on, because I'm so pissed off at that #$%hole for joining the ranks of the libtards that I working hard here not to curse. His liberal whining potentially cost his conservative readers quite a bundle; at least those who lack testicular or ovarian fortitude.

Add Ace to the list of cool conservatives who have pissed me off. That makes the list:
-Roger Simon (L. removed because he's a jerk)
-Allahpundit (because of his disdain for half of all conservatives - i.e. the religious ones)
-Glenn Reynolds (but only because he conflates news with advertisements)
-Ace of Spades (because he's acting like Andrew Sullivan)

Sheesh. I need some new websites.

Hey Ace, how about this for a new site avatar? You whiny anti-capitalistic #@$%^#. (That wasn't a curse. That's just donkey-speak for 'Eeyore'.)

How about some reasonable discussion about the big money grab? Here's something from Reason Magazine. I know, I know, they smoke a lot of weed over there, and are generally slackers and malcontents. Not hippies, not commies, but some sort of unnatural hippie/commie hybrid. But the guy they are interviewing doesn't appear to have that vice. Give it a listen:

Listen to our anthem

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