Toast, It's not just for breakfast anymore: September 2007

Monday, September 17, 2007

Why I moved to LiveLeak

Guess what. I'm switching to a video provider that actually understands what 'fair use' means. YouTube sucks.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Is This Old?

I forget who this is stolen from, but it's strikingly accurate.

UPDATE: I was stuck in Mississippi for a week and forgot to bring a computer, so if you sent me email, I'll respond by tomorrow. Sorry for the delay. Hey, if you want to experience withdrawals similar to a drug addict or an alcoholic, stop using your computer for a week. It's horrible! My hands are still shaking (well, typing in mid-air... same thing I think).

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Bucky Strikes While the Iron is Hot

Click the image to make it readable. Darby Conley (the creator of Bucky Katt) is a liberal, but he's got us pegged! Well, me at least.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Cox & Forkum Strike Again

The Washington Post. All the news that's comfortably safe to print. Printing truth to power? Not our thing.

Question: How can we trust WaPo to tell us the truth about what's happening in the deadly world of Islam when they are too scared to even print a cartoon that merely mentions the religion?

(h/t Cox and Forkum of course.)

Saturday, September 01, 2007

A Call for War?

I haven't been a good conservative lately, preferring to wax on about useless drivel (it's actually quite fun. You should try it!) And this cold heartless comment is probably not going to do much to win back my conservative credentials (though it sadly may get me nazi creds), but at some point you have to smack your enemy down so hard that they get the message.

Friends, it's time to empty Gaza. No good can come from allowing it to exist. Even the children are poisoned with hatred. Like the sad fate of Vick's fighting dogs, there is no other option possible. Euthanize.

Even hippies must realize that no amount of deprogramming can fix these poor children. They're taught hate, and hate they will. You can't remove that type of bile. Better to snuff that life out and hope there's a Heaven for them to get into than to allow them to continue to hate and kill indiscriminately, all the while spreading their most evil of diseases. It's a vicious cycle of hatred that will last forever, and the entire world is culpable for allowing it to continue.

It's fine if you want to drop leaflets for a week or so saying that the Gaza strip is about to become rubble, so they can go hide in Egypt, but it DOES have to be done. palestinians had a shot at becoming human beings and governing themselves, and they blew it. There's no reason to give them another chance. They're damaged beyond repair.

All of the Gazan palestinians who have not been brainwashed (as well as a bunch who have) have already escaped that hellhole and gone on to live lives in other countries. The crazy ones are all that's left. Even the people who are only 90% insane (Fatah aka the PLO) have bolted. Those that are left believe that their evil hatred has guaranteed them a place in paradise, so the world will actually be doing them a favor by reducing that strip to a rubble strewn parking lot.

UPDATE: By 'empty Gaza', I meant 'obliterate Gaza'. Sorry for the confusion.

UPDATE II: As some of you know, I have given up my quest to become Jewish in solidarity with them over the kidnapped Israeli soldiers. Unfortunately, it involved us moving to Hollywood or back to the NY/NJ area, and Fridays are always very busy for me anyway, but that shouldn't stop anyone from criticizing Olmert. It certainly won't stop me! Olmert, I'm a HUGE fan of your nation. Why aren't you? Be like Denny Crane. Shoot the bad guys! It's that simple.

Catty Questions

"It was having trouble walking, was easily startled, paced incessantly and was too anxious to have a thermometer inserted into its rectum, said a report in this month's edition of Journal of Feline Medicine and Surgery."

Um, who isn't too anxious for such a thing?

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