Note to kids
From the Jawas:
From the Jawas:
Check out ExistingThing's vid. You have to wait for about a minute before it get's cool, but it picks up from there. Can't decide if it's impressive that he could pull it off, or just funny that someone would do this. Either way, worth checking it out.
Take a look at Tieki Rae's column, and the comments. I'm the commentor with the evil Nazi attitude, and expect no one to agree with me (though my position is currently unchanged). It adresses a complicated issue, which Le sums up by saying, "What makes a human life valuable?"
Had to go to the office today, but I thought I'd check the blogs to see what's new. We've got the 'rss ticker' extension for Firefox, and it opens a page (well, a tab) for each new post written by our favorite blogs that comes up since you last used your browser.
Via Murdoc, who has the full story, another successful 'splosion of an incoming missile. It's a very high-res photo. Click the image to blow it up, and then guess which cool as heck country accomplished this feat. Hint: the arrows point to an item which might give it away.
This just in: Muslims are angry about something.
Hey, 10,000 people have been alerted to the truth! According to the number of views on utoob. Good job, Glenn Beck! I'm reposting this vid in the hopes I can raise that number to 10,001. 10,002? Nah, that's a pipe dream.
Is this true? Are they cheering Salman Rushdie for his courageous departure from a heinous religion that destroys lands, bodies, and souls?
After proving that English Muffins are in fact made in New Jersey, Bucky Katt goes on to prove that England is not even a real place, much like Shangri-la, or Camelot.
On takeover of Gaza by Hamas Brit Hume said:
The Constitution of the United States states:
Don't worry, this hardly ever happens.
Suspicion. It's the only word in the English language that ends in 'cion'. Isn't that weird? I'd say it's suspicious. But before the truthers start finding conspiracies involving the holy letters of the freemasons, C, I, O, and N (they rearranged them to create the word 'coin'! And that's how they control us, with money! Ok, I admit it, I'm not a good conspiracy theorist, but if you believe Bush blew up the Twin Towers to make some money, you might fall for mine too) I should say that there's actually one more English word that ends in 'cion'. Can you guess what it is?
Hey, I'm the #1 rank in searching for Gilad Shalite on Google. Did I spell his name wrong or something? If not, what a travesty for this man. Why has Israel forsaken him?
I love to watch people ranting. This one's just a joke, but it's pretty funny, especially if you watch Grey's Anatomy (I don't, yet still found it funny. Does anyone know if Grey's Anatomy is a comedy? If so, I'll get it off the net.) It's only barely NSFW though, in case you want to risk it. No nekked people or outright swearing. There's a bit of discussion about body parts best left unmentioned at work though. You're choice.
Fine Dry Wit found some interesting news on abortion. Some Senator proposed a bill that would make all abortions legal, but required a 9 month waiting period before the abortion could be performed. Unperturbed by the bill's failure to pass, he proposed a new one.
I flipped to a palestinian station this morning to see what's happening in the peace loving country of Gaza. It was that new show, "Who Wants To Be a Terrorist?".
I don't like to be racist, but I simply can't abide by angry trees eating lizards. I may be an anti-angry-tree racist! But at some point, people, we've got to take a stand. The following is NSFW if you think trees are friendly, or lizards are good pets.
Angel writes a particularly painful post to read. Painful because these children are being abused so, and also because we in the West are going to have to kill them someday, for the murderous jihadism that has been instilled upon them by their elders. jihadism doesn't wash out.
The Jawa Report writes about a kid who found the word 'Allah' written in a tomato. That's nothing. I found a picture of him! It's hard to make out, but if you use your imagination, and look at it the right way, I bet you can see the creator of Islam. If you try.
Houghton Mifflin has published the "100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know". Sadly, though I spent 4 years in school after high school, of those 100 words, I can't use any of these in a sentence: